April 2011
sydney-bristow:
“As 2am finish time loomed, Harry took to the stage and said: “This has been a great night but please respect the family and those upstairs when you leave. And don’t wake up the neighbours.”
But with many of the princes’ Eton friends in no rush to go, Harry offered a deal, saying: “OK, here’s one more song but promise you will leave after! This one is dedicated to my...
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My step-dad just came how and he’s like “where is your mom?”. And I replied “She went shopping”. Then he’s said ” Did she take the car?”
You came through the front door did you not? The drive way is at the front as well. Who else in this house beside you and my mom could have taken the car? Did you see the car in the front? If not she took the...
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WORSE
blackdressesandbrokenhearts:
THIS BITCH:
OR THIS ONE:
OR BOTH, TOGETHER, DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB WITH THEIR HETEROSEXUALITY:
LIFE RUINERS.
Oh my God! They've been planning "the Silence"...
elizaolivia:
Hey Glee. This is how you do continuity.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!
THAT LITTLE GIRL AT THE END!!!!!! SHE’S A TIME LORD?!?!?! OMG WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?!?!?
STEVEN MOFFAT YOU GOD!!!!! YOU NEED TO STOP!!!!!!
gaysubtexts:
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THE DOCTOR AND RIVER ARE KISSING!!!!!!
"Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Welcome Twins"
woodenvagina:
youaintshitbitch:
“They were reportedly listening to Mariah’s hit single “We Belong Together” after the children were born.”
Chiiiiile….
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When your friend makes a bad joke
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Walking home alone at night and , you hear a...
kjakerz:
kneenaeliza:
TRUE
I’m craving movie popcorn…..
hey mr taxi, the city lights are like shooting ★:... →
Matt Lauer: She used to call you “Wombat.” Which is cute… Prince William: Yeah. Matt Lauer: …when you’re seven. Prince William: Yeah. Matt Lauer: I guess you don’t want your mates in the pub going, “Hey Wombat, how are you?” Prince William: It kind of stuck with me. I can’t get rid…
That awkward moment when you think of something...
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